As parents, we like to think of Olympic sports our children could possibly compete in, we are saddened that crying is NOT an Olympic sport. Grant could win in all the categories:
1) Tear production (serious alligator tears he produces)
2) Cry stamina (he can go on FOREVER - in fact sometimes it goes on for so long he really does forget why he started out crying in the first place)
3) Cry volume (that one speaks for itself) and last but not least
4) Mucus production - there is WAY too much snot in my life.
If you were to ask Grant how is day was, I am sure that he would tell you that his parents (especially his mother) are mean and unfair. His life is totally miserable and no one is nice to him.
To that I say, cry me a river, but then I remember that he already did!!!!

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